User:GradyGareis

Grady Gareis is an annoying little hobbit that lives far away from the Shire because he was too short. His known consorts are the Fat Matt the Slayer and the Fabulous and amazing Evan. A long time ago in a shire, Far Far away, there live the amazing and incredible Peter the Drag Queen. A terrible dragon named Mika approached His Fabulousness lord Evan and licked his knee into submission. Fat Matt the slayer attempted to steal Peter's favourite dress, after which King Bradley then approached him and said, "If you can't get away you might as well not take the SAT. It's just not an itelligent answer."

The End. Or is it? No seriously it is. Just kidding. No i'm not.