User:GrammarEnthusiast/About my cat

has at least one cat.

Appearance
GrammarFascist's cat has no more than two ears and two eyes, and may have as many as four legs. The cat may or may not have a tail. If GrammarFascist's cat has fur, the fur is of at least one colour. GrammarFascist's cat most likely has whiskers and paw-pads. If it has teeth, they are sharp and pointy.

Behaviour
This cat grooms its fur using its tongue. It naps frequently throughout the day. GrammarFascist's cat probably enjoys playing with at least one toy and may also enjoy catnip.

There is at least one thing GrammarFascist's cat does which not all cats do and which is very cute.

GrammarFascist's cat may sometimes misbehave, but is likely still a good kitty.

Age
GrammarFascist's cat is at least one year old. (Otherwise it would be GrammarFascist's kitten.)

Relationships
This cat has good relationships with GrammarFascist and with GrammarFascist's spouse, and with any other animals in their household.