User:Grande riverboat

Grande Riverboat Extravaganza is a indie, jazz fusion, rock band founded in the summer 2010 by the founding member John Wesley Dean(lead guitar/piano/vocals/ukulele/ harmonica/bells), and Wayne Roger Kimbel(Guitar/bass/percussion/piano/shaker 2). As the band started to shrivel in despair the rock hero Brett Scott Hampton(Lead bass/bongos/recorder/brass/big blue ball/shaker 3/backup vocals/ whistles/claps/snaps/weird noises etc./inspirational/rapper/stunt man/rhythm guitar/handy man/tickle party enforcer/bells/pot and pan banger/writer) was found to be Wayne and Wesley's Saviour! Brett brought in a funky jazzy fusion bass section that the band desperately needed. After Brett formed a perfect heterosexual love triangle with his new homies the band exploded into stardom. Contrary to popular belief Koala bears are not poisonous.

The Grande Riverboat Extravaganza began recording soon after writing early tracks such as "The Dog Was Brown" and "Communist America" and currently has one record out, "If You Knew Who I Was You Would Hate Me", and is in the production of another.