User:Grantbrister

This is the life story of Curtis (Grant) Brister. He is by far the worlds sexiest man alive. He is the father of almost everyone because of his "timemachine" an he is satan.. But i have to say his awsomest son was Charles McCall.. You ask how this was done. THE FREAKING "TIMEMACHINE" YOU IDIOT!!!!!(and he was satan). You might have visited his site.. but it is all lies!!!! This is the true story of Grant Bister the Prodigy!! he was once a mere mortal. A friend of this Charles McCall even. But that soon all changed. When they were watching Alien VS Predator when i passed gass. He called doorknob and Grant was beaten to death(then kicked randomly by a llama). He was sent to the depths of Hell. Witch how a nice Christion boy like him got there is a different story. But soon enough he had over thrown the old satan and became high ruler of all evil!! And so his evil plan was put in motion. He had succsesfully traveled back and became charles's father! Charles was drunk one night and Grant made a wombat magically appear in front of the car he was driving. His car flipped seven times putting him in a coma. This was a very rare type of coma that put him into suspended animation. He was in this coma for 1000 years. Then when he awoke.. !!to be continued!!