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Aurelia's dream theory

Well known scholar Aurelia Iannotta's theory of dreams tells us that socks and hoodies lead to dreams about being trapped or viciously attacked, Especially the feel of being choked by a 6 foot 7 Indonesian warrior on a cold, damp night.

Material of socks

If they are extra thick you are in for a torrid evening, burning can lead to dreams of being in an incineration chamber.

Colour

Red socks lead to dreams about the devil and his rapey tendencies.

Length of socks

Knee high socks cause fear of being attacked by a group bagpipe playing highlanders.

Thickness of duvet

Can lead to fear that you are being squashed by a sumo wrestler