User:Greasemann/sandbox

= Juan B. Taken = From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Juan B. Taken was a jewish cow slaughterer, billionaire (Bill Gates), American scout, bison hunter, and showman (Buffalo Bill), and is currently the president of the U.S. (Donald Trump) born on April 1, 1878 to Karis Inne Revurse and Lam Tudaslater. He was born the only person ever recorded to suffer from Hypertencious Disorder, a disorder that causes the rapid growth of the body and mind throughout a prolonged lifespan upwards of 1,000 years.

Early Life
Juan B. Taken was born on April 1, 1878 to Karis Inne Revurse and Lam Tudaslater.