User:Greatesartistever/sandbox

Chase Behm is an artist that lives in DeSmet, South Dakota. He takes Art I currently as of 4/21/2017. He was born in Watertown, South Dakota on September 27 2000. He is also the most legendary of all creations in the world and time. He is very annoying and insufferable and funny. And sometimes even makes the Starbucks Barista laugh. He is master of the universe. Chases teachers doubt almost everything he does. But he still has hope in his heart. He currently hangs out with River Hornig, Ian Hoffman and Mason Hoffman, not related,. Chase Behm's romantic endeavors are laffy taffy, Reese's Pieces and his left hand. He is god. He is the one. He is the only one. He is the light. Though he is kinda of a dip. Just Sayin' Editor Mitchell Symens. Chase is been seen every 10 years making an strange noise to the heavens the legend is he is part wolf or maybe something grater he may sit while he is peeing but its never proven he has a couple paintings and beautiful art that he made in the class of the best art teacher in the valley Mrs. Rusche his religion his he believes in the fonz and he might believe in god we don't know? He started his art career in kindergarten when he made a finger painting with his boogers. His masterpiece is the bagel water painting. He asked his parents if he could date Mona Lisa. His muse is the Joker, and hotpockets. Chase can also prey upon the ballons of the wild with his mangy teeth. He is pansexual. He once cheated the devil, and won, sharks have a week dedicated to him, his words carry so much weight they would break your jaw, his 2 cents is worth fifty dollars in change, he is the most interesting man in the world. His favorite pastime is painting with pencil. He enjoys making abstract drawings of snookie. He is arguably the greatest arist ever. He is now a music producer and his first client is Andrew Close.