User:GreenOrphan45

Well, it never would have occurred to me to create a Wikipedia page, but here we are. But, then again, I am a teenage girl. (Nothing ever occurs to me unless it is a Taylor Swift conspiracy theory or it's right under my nose.) Anyway, I've decided to create one. I think of this as a MySpace page and my theme song of The Avengers should be playing to show how cool I am. I mean, who knows... I might get famous one day and soon the president will know my name! (Then they'll forget it three minutes later) Because I feel entitled (I am a child of the midwestern United States) I think I should at least acknowledge the fact that I want a Wikipedia page, so I'll make one. I guess I'll use this page to state my solid beliefs....? Oh. This isn't X Twitter My bad, you guys. Facebook...? This isn't a republican hotspot Oh! I know it, Instagram...? ''With the millennials? God no!'' Um..... Snapchat? And get bombarded by Gen Z? No thanks. Whatever, I guess I'll stick to Wikipedia. You know what they call this place, don't you? They call it. "The highlight of the internet! Everything is true about this place, constantly. You know you're getting the best information possible because anyone can edit it!" Well, maybe it's not the best information because anyone can edit it, but it's a cool slogan I made up.