User:Greenhouse001

This is a user page. It should contain some information about me, but what are you going to use it for?

It's completely empty.

Apart from the text here.

That you're still reading.

After I told you it's empty.

Completely.

You've already wasted about 20 seconds.

Just stop already.

Go and read a book.

Play a game.

Talk with friends.

Or we could talk, if that's fine with you.

But there is nothing to talk about.

Well, then.

We could sit down...

And do a...

Staring contest! Go!

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Congrats!

You've worsened your eyesight.

Now go and buy some glasses and leave the page.

Please.

I'm running out of time.

And effort to put into making anymore stalling statements.

It's right there.

In the the top-right corner.

That red "X".

Hover your cursor there...

and click it.

Trust me.

You get free candy.

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You're still here?

That's amazing.

You have the patience of a sloth.

That's not possible.

Neither is the fact you think you're thinking that you're actually talking to a person.

I'm not a person behind the screen anymore once I finish this page.

So...

Yeah.

That's it.

I'm done.

It's going to finish.

Right.

Now.

Bye.

Good night.

LEAVE.