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Chuck norris jokes- By greenman223

Some people can burp the alphabet, but Chuck Norris can can fart the dictionary. Chuck Norris can drowned a fish. The boogie monster looks under his bed for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris the uses elder wand as a tooth pick. Chuck Norris doesn't get the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone. Chuck Norris died twenty years ago, but death hast built up courage to tell him yet. Chuck Norris has been to mars and thats where theirs know life. Chuck Norris doesn't sleep he waits. Chuck Norris can turn off the light but, he can get in bed before it turns off. Chuck Norris can swim throw land. Chuck Norris can take butter and cut throw a knife. When Chuck Norris played pack man the ghost stay in it's boxes. When the grim deeper dies Chuck Norris shows up.