User:Greer2therear

Krystyn Jacobs was born on September 10, 1989 in Torrance, California. She grew up Inglewood, CA. She is one of two children. Her older brother is Dorian. Krystyn is the one of the two funniest girls on Earth, the other being Greer Hill. Her humor touches upon everyday life and her own personal experiences. If you call Hill's cellular phone you can hear an exchange between Jacobs and Hill about pregnancy cravings. Another thing you didn't know about Jacobs is that she was born with 8 limbs which makes her a human spider. Her mother feels like she never went away to college and that kind of hurt her feelings. She just sang the Oscar Mayer theme song but ended with saying Klondike Bar. She hates Candace Wiggins. Artichoke Jalapeno dip with soup.