User:Greeves/Quotes

We make the Internet not suck. - Jimbo Wales

Revert. Please cite a reputable source for your claim that Bush's middle name is 'assface.' - John Fader

If I may be so bold, what evidence do you have that you are really a sovereign nation and not just a bunch of thirteen-year-olds with a free web site account? - Garrett Albright

Error no. 101, no keyboard connected. Press any key to continue. - Microsoft Windows

The Internet? We are not interested in it. - Bill Gates

Why join the navy if you can be a pirate? - Steve Jobs

Computer games don't affect kids, I mean if Pac Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive music. - Marcus Brigstocke

A good way to keep healthy is to eat more Chinese food. - A fortune cookie