User:GregSchmiffleton89/sandbox

= Mr. Burgess =

Life
Mr. Burgess was born on a day in a year. He has two siblings who have not been involved in any of his alleged crimes, and are therefore not on an FBI watch-list. He has one singular offspring and a wife. He has been diagnosed with mesothelioma. According to Home Depot Employees, he would often say "นี่คือฤดูกาลสำหรับการหลีกเลี่ยงภาษี", when paying for his items.

Tax Evasion
He is known for his acts of tax evasion, and his ability to easily slip the grasp of the IRS. He is close friends with the Chinese president Xi Jinping. This is due to his several acts of tax evasion and money laundering. He is currently considered an enemy of the state.

Dealing with the Indonesian Consulate
He has had several meetings with the Indonesian Consulate. What these meetings were about are unknown, however, his house has a large supply of Smith's Hot Dogs from the Indonesian Consulate as a reward for his actions.

Life as a Spy for the Thai Government
The Taiwanese Prime Minster Prayut Chan-o-cha, has stated many times on television that he has never interacted with Mr. Burgess. However this has been disproved by Mr. Burgess's Minecraft Journal, which states that on December 2nd, 2012, he and the Taiwanese President began playing Minecraft together, and used the game as a way to exchange classified information.However their relationship ended when Mr. Burgess allegedly blew up Prayut's vehicle in GTA V. He was also a drug mule for the Thai government, however he has only smuggled Smith's Pennsylvanian hot dogs.

Dog Meat Smuggling in the States of Detroit and Florida
Mr. Burgess has been caught twelve times smuggling raw dog meat in the states of Detroit and Florida however he has never been imprisoned for these offenses. It has been recorded that he would acquire this meat in Florida in an unspecified city, and then trade the meat for Minecraft tips. According to Mr. Burgess's Minecraft journal he has traded this meat to leaders such as Vladmir Putin, Ho chi Minh, and Mao Zedong. He has allegedly played on a Minecraft server with them, however they have not found diamond, redstone or defeated the Ender Dragon.

Death
Mr. Burgess died while eating Samuel "Thick" Smith's brand of hot dogs, one of his favorite pastimes. His son allegedly warned him about the dangers of Samuel "Thick" Smith's hotdogs and how eating these hotdogs could be considered homosexual however he did not listen. His funeral was attended by all who cherished him which included his wife, his son, and the Chinese president Xi Jinping. However, he resurrected three days later because he heard the sounds of a child attempting to do the renegade, and wished to express his disappointment.

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