User:Greggens

About the editor

 * His article on paint drying drew universal acclaim.
 * Living persons send him negative facts to include in their biographies.
 * He can fix stupid.
 * He is The Most Interesting Wikipedian in the World.

Seriously

 * This user does not tolerate harassment, abuse, or intimidation on Wikipedia or anywhere else. Nothing that I have ever said or done in the spirit of graciousness or civility should be construed to mean anything to the contrary.

Some Wikilinks of interest

 * Admins
 * Crying "BLP!"
 * WikiLawyering
 * Bullying
 * POV railroading
 * Enacting disruptive sanctions

Famous quotes
"You don't own me."

- Leslie Gore

"You might say that I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one."

- John Lennon, "Imagine"