User:Grey Knight/Jaffa jokes


 * A Serpent Guard, a Horus Guard and a Setesh Guard meet on a neutral planet. It is a tense moment. The Serpent Guard's eyes glow! The Horus Guard's beak glistens! The Setesh Guard's nose... drips.

-- Teal'c


 * Q. How many Setesh Guards does it take to manually dial a Chappa'ai?
 * A. One thousand. Two to hold the ring, nine hundred and ninety-eight to turn the planet.

-- Grey Knight


 * Q. Why do Setesh Guards always go off world in large groups?
 * A. It takes 7 of them to remember the Stargate address. The rest wanted to hang with the smart guys.


 * Q. What did the Setesh Guard say when he a saw a girl blowing a bubble wand?
 * A. Incoming wormhole!


 * Q. What do you call a Setesh Guard with 2 brain cells?
 * A. First Prime


 * Q. How did the Setesh Guard kill himself?
 * A. He put a poisonous viper into his symbiote pouch


 * Q. A groups of Setesh Guards misdialed the Chappa'ai got stranded on an ice planet, where they all died. Why couldn't they dial out?
 * A. They couldn't figure out the glyph for the new origin point.

-- angry_russian