User:Grihmwhale

Colgate FC x

Colgate FC is a football club founded by Molly_holt, and plays in the British isles league. The truly inspirational name was thought up by founder after a triumphant journey to the lavatory.

Current squad

Molly_holt - a left footed player, who is usual seen playing upfront or central midfield. Molly_holt is the founder, and co-manager of Colgate FC. He has often compared himself to the likes of Xavi, and Gylfi Sigurdsson, and but also likes to score. Many remember his remarkable stint at Nigerian Princes where he netted over 100 goals for the club. Also at former club Suck a Duck managed to become the top scorer.

GBTom- - the top scorer for Colgate FC currently and also the main contributor for assists with 50+ so far. Also a player of Nigerian Princeshe managed a magnificent total of caps of over 300, proving his loyalty to him club. He can play Striker, attacking midfielder, and on occasion goalkeeper, and can be distinguished by his dashing looks, and was voted #37 in the vogue top 100 hottest men on the planet.

BradtheTROUT - known as 'Troutilini' 'Trouticus' or simply 'Trout' is a centre back for the club, who has proved himself as a dominant force when pushing forward, however there has been speculation of his defending capabilities. He has scored many thunder bolts, which he has absolutely wellied into the net from distance when moving forward. Although a favoured CB he has been able to have successful roles in midfield

Callumsp - even though he has been with the team with other previous clubs, Callumsp is a recent joiner to the club playing as a playmaker in the midfield. Distinguished by an iniesta style of play, and 8:30 bedtime. The term 'sp dribble' also has origins to him, although native Americans say that it was encorperated in their style of play for well over 800 years.

Shaq - the newguy lol