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= Kelpe =

Kelpe is a brand of foul-smelling hand soap made from tap water. Kelpe is made from a combination of water and water by-products.

Origin
The soap was made by Kelipse, a subsidiary of PepsiCo, from Europe's Ethopian region. Its name comes from "The Kelpie", a bird, which was in possession of a small pebble that he had acquired from a water tower in Perth, Australia. Kelpie would then use this as an excuse to jump on the pebble, and use it to knock over all the pebble on the tower. It looks like the pebble in question was actually part of this soap-making process.

Manufacture
As Kelpe is made from water, it contains chemicals that affect the body. It came from a home made concoction. While Kelpe is water based and very similar to soap, it is also very different from soap and water based.

Smell / Taste
Kelpe was intended to be a baby wipe, and has been variously described to smell "like shit", "like baby's poop", or "like a bad, old, old soap." Despite the smell, it tastes bland.

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