User:Gruffydd E. Jones

About him
It is said that Gruffydd E. Jones was born in the general hospital of Aberdare, due to a lack of room at Prince Charles Hospital in Merthyr Tydfil, but the validity of this statement is yet to be proven. It is not unlikely that he was thrown from the heart of a dying star, and came to rest in Merthyr as the result of an inexplicable whim which he may later regret.

Interests
The many interests and hobbies of Gruffydd have often proved difficult to number, as indeed have the number of awesome deeds he has accomplished despite the usually restricting laws of nature. His first interest was in the art of anthropodermic bibliopegy, in which he excelled with an unnatural ease.