User:Gryphon09/"the griffin law"

The Griffin Law is a United States federal law which prohibits any high school, club, or professional sports team in the United States from allowing Griffin Yourick to play a sport. The Law was written in 2007 when it was discovered Griffin Yourick was the best sports player in the world, and he was simply too good to be allowed to play. By passing the law, the United States government insured that sports will still be enjoyable for the rest of the population, as there will no longer be a single, ultimate sports player in the United States.