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Alli Haselwood Haselwood

Sexiest Woman of Northern European descent in the United States.

She once’s built the tallest sand castle, just to give credit to a small child.

Beginning Life: She was born of noble ancestry with large breasts. The kind that make you say, “damn dem titties phat.” She began 1st grade at the age of 2 and only counties accelerated classes from there. She graduated from Norman high, Sum Cum Lot.