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Dlapa Appreciation Day

On September 21 it is the day to celebrate all things Dlapa. This is the day where you are encouraged to wear jeans and a black T-shirts and give no fucks in general. The day was founded in 2017 in celebration of the CEO of the Dlapa family, Nicholas John Dlapa, for his pre-40th birthday year. His most wonderful and magnanimous special lady friend, Whitney Gulbronson, founded the observance because all other national holidays were stupid. Other notable Dlapa's include Jeffrey Dlapa, who as of September 2017 was firmly in use of his boner stimulator, James Dlapa whom is better known in reference to to pooping where the poopee indicates that they are "taking an uncle James", and Crosley James Dlapa who needs to burn the very revealing boxer shorts he was wearing on September 21, 2017 (the first observance of Dlapa Appreciation Day).