User:Gus Balish/sandbox

A minkey is a fictional creature created by Gus, Anton, Caz and Penelope Balish on vacation in Costa Rica. the visual appearance is much like a monkey, however, they are very separate animals. They are about the size of a typical water bottle from head to toe. Minkeys can fly using their tails. Minkeys love doughnuts and alcohol especially, but will eat almost anything else, as long as it isnt healthy, as healthy substances instantly vaporize them. their muscle mass is very low and their IQ is below the charts. Minkeys will change to any occasion. For example, minkeys do not usually wear anything but as soon as they are arrested (which happens often) they will immediately appear in an orange jump suit and will be doing some form of workout, although it does not benefit them. they live on a planet in EGS-zs8-1 which they have named "Minkey Planet". their unspoken dictator is an older minkey by the name of Granny Ripshaw. She is unloved, and stays in power due to her slight advantage in intelligence and the fact that she can deatomize (spread all the molecules of another being over the space of billions of miles) other Minkeys. There are often rebellions designed to remove Granny Ripshaw from power, but are never successful. there is an official dictator of Minkey Planet, however he has practically no power because all projects including roads, airports, his palace, and many other things come out of his pocket because minkeys refuse to pay their taxes or listen to the dictator. They go to school purely to throw a bottle of hydrofluoric acid at the teacher, and to use diethyl ether for practical jokes.