User:Gutilos

Carlos Jesus Gutierrez is a nobleman/billionaire from New Berry, England. He is the second richest man in England, second to Lord Pompolaut. In 2006 he challenged the highly feared Kimbo Slice to a street brawl. The fight lasted 15 seconds leaving Kimbo slightly paralyzed and missing his front teeth. Earlier in 2006 Carlos impregnated Katie Holmes. This was a favor for his old freind Tom Cruise who he used to play polo with.

Carlos was born using the sperm of jesus himself mixed with a sweedish supermodel. This combination has produced 10 other wealthy and accomplished individduals like the man who said the moon landing was fake, and president George W. Bush.

At the ripe age of 10 he invented the car, or "automobile" but the invention was stollen and brought back by Charles Xavier (from the x men) back in time useing a time machine. (see time travel) He picked up what was left of his life and began to teach Quantum Physics at MIT. His theory of Contimplied Illusionary Distortion is to hard to explain even in wikpedia. Basically hes smarter than you and all people only exist in his head, and if he likes you, you get to stick around for a while.

In spite of popular belief Carlos did not go bankrupt and drives a Nissan Sentra by choice. He is taking time off his busy schedule to work with the cultually and intelectually challenged people of Texas, the most underdeveloped area in the world. He made his first breakthrough when he introduced the natives to the toothbrush and toilet paper.

Other inventions include Black people, Asians(see Sony), and The Greeks.