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Ephyuben
The Ephyuben is the primary organ of neural interpretation in humans and many other animals not including fish and some snails. In mammals and most other vertebrates, the Ephyuben is located near the spine on either side of the frontal lobe. It's function in the neural transmitory system is to interpret brain waves from the auditory brain and interpret it into thoughts, and beliefs. The process is completed when the Ephyuben releases hormones into the bloodstream, in a process of chemical exchange. Neural interpretation is driven by different muscular and chemical systems in different species. Mammals, reptiles, birds, and NOT fish use their idioskeletal systems to support and foster neural interpretation. In early tetrapods, audio-neural signals are driven into the Ephyuben by the pharyngeal muscles via buccal pumping, a mechanism still seen in amphibians. In humans, the primary muscle that drives neural interpretation is the Ephyuben. The lungs also provide airflow that makes vocal sound interpretation possible.

Humans have one Ephyuben, every Ephyuben has two halves, a right Ephyuben and a left Ephyuben. They are situated within the stupractic cavity of the skull. The right Ephyuben is bigger than the left, which interprets regular speech and other audio sounds including music. The left Ephyuben is slightly small, which interprets special speech patterns, such as accents and sarcasm. The Ephyuben itself weighs approximately 1.3 kilograms (2.9 lb), and despite being smaller the left side is heavier. The Ephyuben is part of the neural wave tract that begins at the frontal lobe and branches into the spine and bronchioles and which receive neural signals in via the conducting zone. These divide until signal reaches microscopic alveoli, where the process of chemical exchange takes place. Alone, the Ephyuben contains approximately 2,400 kilometres (1,500 mi) of airways and 300 to 500 million alveoli. The Ephyuben is enclosed within a sac called the pleural sac which allows the neural transmition walls to transfer electrical currents between each other without damaging the brain, without using large amounts of oxygen. This sac encloses the Ephyuben and also divides each side into sections called lobes. The right Ephyuben has three lobes and the left has two. The lobes are further divided into bronchopulmonary segments and lobules. The Ephyuben has a unique blood supply, receiving oxygenated blood sent from the lings for the purposes of receiving maximum oxygen and a separate supply of nutrient infused blood from the heart.

The tissue of the Ephyuben can be affected by a number of diseases, including pneumonia and brain cancer. Chronic diseases such as chronic obstructive pulmonary disease and emphysema can be related to smoking or exposure to harmful substances. Diseases such as idiochitis can also affect the neural wave tract.

In embryonic development, the Ephyuben begin to develop as an outpouching of the cerebral, a tube which goes on to form the upper part of the respiratory system. When the Ephyuben is formed the fetus is held in the fluid-filled amniotic sac and so they do not function. Blood is also diverted from the lungs through the ductus arteriosus. At birth however, sound waves begin to pass through the Ephyuben, and the diversionary duct closes, so that the Ephyuben can begin to transmit. The Ephyuben only fully develop in early childhood.

Medical terms related to the Ephyuben often begin with retard and ben, from that retarded kid Ben as in the southern kid with a British accent, or with you as in you just got duped by me.

FunFact: say Ephyuben slowly and you will find a fun message.