User:Guyhef EX

Guyhef, I don't know what that means, but that is not the point. The point is that I'm listing a joke      that I think you'll love!

Bush Jokes

Once apon a time warp, there was this plane that is going to crash. There were 5 people in it and only 4 parachutes. So the first guy, Fidel Castro comes up and he said "I'm the leader of Cuba and my people need me!" So he takes a parachute and jumps out. Then the second person, Hillery Clinton said "I'm the governer of New York and future president." Then she takes a parachute and jumps out. Then George W. Bush said "I'm the smartest president in the history of the world and I'm on the virge of discovering the mistery of life, time, and space." He takes a parachute and jumps out. Know there is only 1 parachute and 2 people, the pope, and a school boy. the pope said to the boy "now, I have lived  a long and prosperous life and am probably going to die soon anyway, so i think you should take the last parachute." Then the boy said to the pope "it's ok old man, theres anuf parachutes for both of us" "How is that?" Said the pope. "There's anuf parachutes because the smartest president in the world took my school bag!"

Da dum ting! oh ya that one is funny That is all for today folks. Oh, and may the Schwartz be with You?