User:Gwarrenburg

Melonies
what a beautiful thing. Melons have been around for around 500000 years. They are kind to me. They are nice to me. They are melons and this is how you eat them. To eat a melon you need great statistics. You need the stability to pull through and eat...the melon. Melons are very scary sometimes but if you really want it you will eat it as I very well know. If the melon starts to crawl run for your life. The melons peal will pull back when its mad. If you think your melon is upset then you calm it down by putting your handsover the eyes of your melon. They eyes are located under the melon. They ball of the eye likes to peek out if the melon is frightened or scared.

BELOW IS HOW TO EAT A MELON:


 * 1) Buy your perfect melon
 * 2) put it in your white van and drive to The Home Depot
 * 3) buy a knife from The Home Depot
 * 4) bring your knife and melon and place in white van at W568655 N568755 angle
 * 5) Take out of van and open door to home
 * 6) once in home call Echo Dot and ask for A Boogie wit da Hoodie drowning
 * 7) place melon and knife on counter top and whip out most clean cutting board
 * 8) place melon at W475446 S547954 and eat whole