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The Who, after drinking all his vodka, have a punch up with Shostakovich in a pub whilst on tour in Siberia…….The unbalanced beast that is Dead Singer.

The first time around, it was strangled at birth. Dead Singer lurched onto the stage of the Marquee, howled its red raw songs and then tumbled into oblivion for a short period. Like two dogs glued together, it simply tore itself apart. There was blood on the walls and tears in the sawdust. But it hibernated. It sucked in more bruising blue bile. And it grew…

…And now it’s back. Back to life. Bigger. And badder, sprouting four heads - and nine arms (the drummer has a spare one for emergencies – you’ll see why…) a Bass trombone that can rattle rivets out of battleships. The legendary bone-man will reach into your very bowels! The bassist (made in Chelsea, from flowers and string) growls though his stringed tree & dreams ‘is there life before death?’ Guitars that pulse and burn like waves of lava, the human bullshit detector will heave aloft his mighty axe and...well, you'll see. Because tonight, Dead Singer is back on stage to crush you one more time. Take no chances. Arrive early, and stand well back from the stage…

“Brilliant full-on Rock’n’roll with a bass trombone – must go and see” Gideon Coe BBC 6

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