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1) I find my username technologically amusing, and isn't supposed to mean anything bad to anyone not familiar with the Windows Hive Registry. It's just a name from something in Windows NT (i.e. what you're using now on your desktop or laptop that isn't a Mac, and you know if you're running something else) that I think is funny to use.

2) While this account is new (as of 19 June 2017 local time), I have been around for a very, very long time. No, this is not a sock or ban evade, I simply haven't used an account for a number of years.

3) This account was created so that other users could more easily communicate with me, in the event that there is ever any desire to do so. Please limit to articles talk, no social calls or awards (as-if); except for

4) Please post pictures of your cats to my Talk page.

- Windows NT 4.0 was a very good thing.