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Harrisonian Physics
Harrisonian Physics is named after the highly unknown physicist, Harrison Wise. This young physicist developed three radical theories pertaining to thermodynamics, gravity, and time.

The basic idea behind the Harrisonian take on thermodynamics is a theory known as thermal inertia. This is most commonly explained with this example: So if you compare the time needed to melt an ice cube that has just recently frozen to that of an glacier that has been frozen for thousands of years you will find that the glacier takes far longer to melt. This is because the glacier has built up enough thermal inertia that more heat to overcome the thermal inertia of the glacier to melt it as fast as the ice cube.

The Units of thermal inertia are the hot (h) and the cold (c) ie: That glaciar has a lot more colds than the icecube! or: My car has a lot of hots in it if I leave it in the sun all day.

The Harrisonian theory related to gravity is known as gravitational entropy. This states that as gravity is applied to an object it is sent in a random direction at a random force. As of yet this random direction and force have appeared constant as a force of 9.81 m/s2 in the direction of the middle of the planet. Gravitational entropy is due to the fact that there is virtually infinite "stuff" in every direction in space, so the fact that there happens to be an "earth" right here doesn't matter since infinity is infinitely larger than the mass of any single object. The fact that things go down when you drop them is just an incredible case of you getting extremely lucky repeatedly.

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Under Harrisonian physics the only measurement of time is the potato (pot). The conversion rate for the potato is 1 potato = 3.5 minutes, 2 potatos = 7.5 minutes, etc. This conversion was found when microwaving a pop tart. It was then discovered that the potato unit could be applied to any form that may require a measurement. For Example: "The distance between point A and point B is 2 centipotatoes." For measuring miniscule amounts of time it is recommented to use the micropotato (mpot).