User:Hairyasfook

In 1984 a beast was born. In Belfast, N. Ireland, many were confused as to what this new creature was, and failing to catergorise this beast, it was named Homoushairiousaidanous (Roughly translated as Aidan). Local Doctors and Veterinarians within the medical community were stunned by the shear mass of body hair found on this new born creature. As the beast grew, so too did the confusion of local authorities. It was soon apparant that the Aidan's natural temperment was one of pure aggression, most evident whilst inebriated. Fearing capture, the Aidan dissappeared underground. There is little known of the Aidan throughout his teenage years. It is suspected he mostly hid in dark corners and alleys.

Years later the Aidan resurfaced in Dublin. Little is known as to why Aidan returned to Ireland, after being spotted mating in the jungles of America and India. There is no documentation on file regarding these travels, however one thing is certain, his aggression and lust for the female has grown significantly. For the women (and possibly men) of Dublin, the terrifying myth of the Aidan from the North has become a reality.

His mating call has been described by many as similar to that of Chewbacca. It has been known to strike fear into the hearts of many women.

Fearing the heat and predictable climate of the North, the Aidan migrated south, in search of colder temperatures.