User:Hamburgler557

Currently 82nd in the Top 84 wrongly spelt hamburglAr pages. Click to vote for my page.

The Face You See
THE Ham  burgler <- click that

The True Identity
Ever wonder what I look like without my mask? I'll give you a hint, a little something like this:

<- click that

Is IT True?
The following about Hamburgler557 are true:

I am the real Hamburglar.

I am a baseball pitcher. (hopefully become Pro, but probably not)

I play guitar

I am not very creative but not everyone is

I am not funny in any way so don't tell me I am not funny,...I already know.

I do like hambugers

I like chinese food, life isn't about hamburgers

I have never been to jail although I do have a nasty habbit of stealing hamburgers from Ronald.

I hate people

Fruit Punch is my favorite drink.

I own a computer

I play tick tack toe on a daily basis.

AOL explorer sucks.

I hate orange juice

Come to think of it, I hate everything Orange

I shave people's back hair for a nickle.

Unless your backhair is orange, then its a quarter.

I am better than the cookie monster in every way.

If you hear a bump in the night, it's me.

Hamburgler Sayings
You've been hamburglarized.

You aint got the buns.

Yes, this is real 100% Wonder Bread.

My Favorite things


That is my favorite magazine. Why? Look in the top left corner.

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 * style="background: #000000; font-size: pt; padding: 4pt; line-height: 1.15em; color: ;" | Want to know what I think? I think '' Wikipedia  Sucks .

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 * style="background: #000000; font-size: pt; padding: 4pt; line-height: 1.15em; color: ;" | ' YOU'VE BEEN HAMBURGLARIZED