User:Hamilton-White/sandbox

CHRISLESSNESS. This is a state of consciousness/depression that followers of the artist Chris Connor as Elvis, or Elvis Presley, following a live peformance. It leaves the person with a severe feeling of being "let down" by every day life. Following the "high" of seeing a live show by Chris Connor. Time seems to be the only cure for this state of being. Symptoms can often be relieved by searching for nearby local concerts and booking tickets. However sometimes this is made difficult due to the fact that Chris most oftenly appears in the North of the United Kingdom and not the South.