User:Hamletsdeadgirlfriend

Hamletsdeadgirlfriend is an obvious pseudonym and false identity that allows a certain person to access Wikipedia and help make it a better, more comprehensive, and more beautifully written library of information and culture.

In Foundation Isaac Asimov explained that the encyclopedia foundation would reduce the time of strife after the fall of the galactic empire; in our world, let us avoid the downfall entirely by disseminating information that makes the world a more beautiful and more knowledgeable place, in short, a place I wish to live.

Due to my lack of expertise in any specific topic, I do not feel particularly qualified to add any additional information. Therefore, my goal shall be twofold: in my wanderings on Wikipedia, I shall correct the incorrect and I shall rewrite limp and floundering prose into a more effective and aesthetically pleasing Wikipedia.

If you want to contact me for any reason, please please write me with your name and email and I will contact you that way.

And finally: I propose a toast to learning, so that we may never grow deaf and blind to the majesty of the world in which we live, or the glamour of the worlds we can imagine. Cheers!