User:Hamstertanner

Tanner Sorensen' is a 18 year old Taco Time employee/student living in Utah. He is often considered by his peers to be "very strange" and sometimes "weird" although, he often denies having these atrributes. He loves humor, specifically an absurdist take on it, and enjoys observing the reactions of others. He has ideas and thoughts that could be considered rare and, at times, proposterous because the logic behind some of his statements is not revealed with them. He is as politically conservative as possible and sometimes finds himself to be an extreme minority in thinking. He is also known by the names, "Sparticus" and "Rodriguez."

History: He has moved 7 times. He was born in Thousand Oaks, California, and lived first in San Diego. He was adopted at birth and now lives with his parents in Utah. He moved to Arizona at the age of three and at six, he moved to Utah. In Utah he has lived in 5 different houses and 3 were within a mile of eachother. He now is a creative young man attending college.

Acomplishments: He has earned his Eagle Scout award and has earned 3 full years of a 4.0 GPA and one year as a unskilled laborer at Taco Time. Tanner is currenty the President of the Young Utahn Unelected Officials Club. He also is well recognized as an extaoridnarilly conservative Republican.

Phyiscal Description: Tanner currently is 18 and aside from being fairly amazing, he is as tall as a 6'3" tree, and weighs as much as a 175 lb gold statue resembling a burrito. He has facebook and would love to be your friend, unless you suck... because he is the anti-suck and might cause blindness to anyone who sucks too bad.

Sources: www.facebook.com/tannersorensen