User:Hamza ibrahim

Hamza Ibrahim Jamil is a commited student at Stockie G, and enjoys life in Manchester. After being signed on at the age of 15 to play for Manchester United, he left United to pursue his hobby of stamp collecting. From the age of 16-18 he joined Saddam's Republican Guard but was bought over to the 'peaceful' side by Sergeant Majors 'Babe' and 'Olly'. Co-founder of the LSGAS, High in the ranks of the MUNSGSSF (Head of Counter Terrorism and Explosives Department). Hamza has excelled at everything he has ever done, excluding exams.

Whilst enjoying playing football once a week he continues to amaze people with his incredible fitness and physique. His stamp collection is second to only that of Rishi Banerjee. Whilst fluent in German swearwords, (Abu) Hamza has taken considerable steps towards bringing peace through superior firepower to the world as a whole.