User:Handcuffedmonkfish

I am creating the Wikipedia "User:Handcuffmonkfish" page on 11/4/2021 at 13:14pm eastern time US, 11706.

My first effort editing was a minor edit to the Morris Katz page, Katz being known as the world's fastest painter among other things. I corrected a note / caption below a painting / portrait Katz did of President Ronald Reagan. Reagan's name had been misspelled as "Regan" and I just couldn't let that go, not that I care of anyone's politics, spelling counts everywhere.

My English is American, I'm strong in grammar, spelling, schlock and humor, I have written thousands of radio commercials, tons of advertising copy, have been what I call a "Words-by-the-bucket" copywriter for a long long time, in a computer programming and systems analyst career have written endless reams of never to be read user and technical documentation, also contracts, have edited textbooks, ghostwritten a number of how to e-books, lots and lots of product descriptions, served up enough "Search-Engine-Chow" to feed an army. Former stand-up comic, radio talk show host and scripter, press release writer and article writer, social media coach and ghostwriter, also schooled in poetry and the requisite unpublished novel.

Basically, I have supplemented my income since the 1970s as a by the task or by the word freelancer, with occasional full time stints in Radio, Fishing Magazines and Internet SEO article writing. I currently work as an Auction Lot writer, researcher for a fine arts gallery in New York.

I expect that my Wikipedia "contributions" will be small, just correcting glaring irritations as mentioned above, unless something big comes along. My name is Bill. You can email me for whatever need I suppose.