User:Hank swift/sandbox

Hank Swift
Raised in a large one-story house on a private beach two miles outside Rowan City, Alaska, Johnathan Hankins Swift (1984-) has been many a thing. In the early 90s, he was a young man, going to a school in. In the later 90s, a poet and writer of the academy award-winning novel "Beer Before Liquor". Into the new millennium Swift went to HUSP in upstate Washington with a scholarship in bear wrestling. Halfway through his life, Swift realized that his he had spent it being incredibly interesting and he wanted to major in boring. Once graduated, he started the Boring Company in 2006 under the pseudonym Elon Musk and sold it to a man he met at a cafe in Los Angeles with, coincidentally, the exact same name. This strange occurrence gave him an intense interest in the supernatural and destiny. He bought a dozen antique shops throughout southern California with his drilling fortune and started searching through them one by one to find any fateful items. At one store, Mysterious Collections, he found a poster to the film "THE CAVE OF MILLIONS", a movie produced by his father's uncle. Swift had had a small role in this film as a child. He started a new company in 2009 to buy and sell family heirlooms. He has upheld this business and many others through present day and currently spends time snacking, sleeping and updating his Wikipedia page.