User:Hannah Banana jr.

Hannah Banana Jr. is a very unique individual, she loves to knit napkins, table clothes, thongs (the shoes), and robes. Recently Hannah Banana Jr. has patented her swoop n' dive threading technique, a technique that will certainly earn her a place in the who's who of knitting. Rumor has it Mrs. Banana has knitted herself into a canopy of string on the side of Pike's Peak where she vows to reside until goalie legend David Kramer returns to the MLS. But considering Kramer's current condition it looks like we have seen the last of Hannah Banana Jr.

Well, it seems like the future is grim for Hannah Banana Jr. so we must lay bare the secrets of her past. Alas, it's going to take more than the swoop 'n dive to fix that girl.
 * 1. The poor thing was found in a dipsy dumpster with nothing but a snaggle tooth and a set of flexible tooth picks. Thus, her love for knitting was born.
 * 2. So Hannah Banana Jr. made her living selling mockasins to the rich people of Azkaban.
 * 3. One day while pondering her life in a wheelchair Banana Jr. rolled into the idea of the swoop 'n dive.
 * 4. Using this method Banana Jr. was able to sew all the legs of all the crabs together to create allison's back brace.
 * 5. Cyberbukkie loves chocolate.

Anyways the willows are weeping, the frogs are croaking, the winds are howling, the grass a-swooshin', and crazy legs be doin' her thang along with the camping lilipads, and the crippled dreams of crippled people, and not to mention the swashbucklin' fairy livers. Well, that's the most we know of the life of the legendary Hannah Banana Jr.