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GLOBAL WARMING AND ITS EFFECTS!

In the year 2025 due to global warming. Many parts of the united kingdom will unfortunately be flooded. However it is not bad as many lesser towns will disappear alleviating the country of many of its problems. Just think with slough and hounslow and also feltham buried under water we can expect a fall in crime rates of approximately 32.5%. Another point worth noting is that many areas of london which could be described as eyesores blotting this wonderful country will also go. This is fact we have this from several leading academic institues including the university of slough itself. Please note howeve that this is only one of many rumored possibilities for the future. Obviously it might not happen but we should be hopeful.

In addition to the previous towns i happy to say would disappear we must rejoice at the prospect of losing my favourite town HULL!!! Hanro Patango and ................ the infamous........ Hanro Patango's assistant