User:Hansbodrone

Early Life
Grown by his father, Dr. Fart. The aforementioned Fart would collect his shits for the vast majority of his life until he found one day, what he called 'The One Shit'. This shit had a heartbeat. He could now build the son he'd always dreamed of. Not given a first name, only laiden with the title Shit, he went on to do all the normal things kids do. School, play etc. But it was clear he was different. He was a boy built of shit. He got bullied, often called 'shit faced', even though he didnt drink alcohol.