User:Happyfriend77

Ian Downs
My name is Ian Downs, and i hail from Northampton Ma. I am a communication studies major at the University of Massachusetts. I have three sons who are named Ethan, Mace, and Odin. Ethan is 12, Mace is 2 and Odin is a ripe 7 months old at this point in time. By the time you read this..... they may in fact be older. Their mother, who is also my fiance has a degree from the university of New Mexico in psychology. She only uses her knowledge in her field to help push me in a direction where we can use our synergy to rule the world. I just have to get through this college learnin' first.

What do you do Ian, and how can i benefit?
well that is a loaded question Mr. question asker! I am the store manager of a non-profit enterprise right here in Hadley. The salvation army thrift store. With over 3000 unique items added to the sales floor daily, there must be something that you can find. With over 30 employees, we are certainly capable of providing the chance you may indeed find that limited edition crystal dragon from the 12th series that you have always been searching for. And it will be purchased at a rate that would astound avid collectors. As i have no intimate knowledge of the 12th kazakstani crystal dragon series that was only produced for one year just before the breakup of the former soviet union, it would more than likely go for cheap money. Win for you, the collector.

what are your sons names again? and wow, how did you pull that off?
My first son is named Ethan. He is not my biological son, he is more than that. I met him when he was 9, and he can't get rid of me no matter how hard he tries. If i feed him enough soda and candy he does not complain, but he is going to middle/high school next year and he is going to be trained in the art of the basketball by myself and Jer-Bear, the assistant coach at Gramby High school, so that he may become the best basketball player in western MA. Ethan has been granted a gift from the Lord Baby Jesus. He is 2 feet taller than anyone in his class. That is a win for basketball, and a win for us as a family. You know how much the league minimum is for an NBA player is? me neither. But he is happy with his video games.

My second son, who is my first biological son is named Mace. (write more at some point.... its 3 am, i will do it later.) My third son, who is my second biological son, is named Odin, (see the  for mace... oh man i suddenly got so tired. )

Wiki pages in consideration for my personal project

 * 1) - http://www.jstor.org/stable/10.2307/3034576 -Masks and the Semiotics of Identity Donald Pollock
 * 2) - http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/j.1540-5931.2011.00902.x/full -Japan's Showa Retro Boom: Nostalgia, Local Identity, and The Resurgence of Kamadogami Masks In the Nation's Northeast
 * 3) - http://www.jstor.org/openurl?volume=3&date=1990&spage=181&issn=0954416X&issue=2& -whats in a mask
 * 4) - sandbox
 * 5) - my wiki page The_Mask_and_Identity