User:Hargadon

Once upon a time there was a little boy. He was but 3 months old in his mothers womb. Without a care in the world he bounced away off her insides and grew radically on a daily basis. Until one day he was ready to come out. Unfortunately as our little friend emerged from the ghostly insides of his mother the doctor and nurses let out an enormous scream!

"AHHHH!!!"

Exclaimed Doctor Willyface of the hospital.

"IT'S LIKE NOTHING I'VE EVER SEEN BEFORE!!!"

What the doctor was referring to was the enormous head of this child who was christened Big Head Hargadon. The exact whereabouts of Hargy Dargy Onion Bargy are not known but we know at some point, possibly through the torment of chants of "Fat head Hags" "Massive face" and "Meat head", Hargadon of Bigfaceland turned into a total and utter mincer.

Hargadon resides at UNDISCLOSED SCHOOL in UNDISCLOSED PLACE and teaches UNDISCLOSED subject and his hobbies include being a knob; having very little friends; making little sense through his ridiculous voice and generally being a moose.

"The Legend of Hags (the boy with the big face)" is available from all good bookshops.

See also: "He looks like a Meatball"