User:Harperleepixie/sandbox

Washington was born into a chicken hat. As a child he loved to play in lava. His favorite food was pizza dipped in whipped cream. His first love was Miley Cyrus. One of the many things Washington did was pick at his toe hair and eat it. When he was little he was with his BFF (Abe Lincoln) and his hair was stolen by a mammoth animal. For the rest of his life he wore a rockstar wig. His real name was Piccolo. Later on in life he changed his name to Washington.