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The Theory of a Hooligan.

Hooligans by nature are untamed. However if you can find and take a hooligan under your wing you can enjoy their interesting nature. Hooligans can be distinguished from the general population via their boisterous actions, loud voices, and exaggerated personalities. Certain levels of Hooligan natures can be identified. Anyone from mild to major Hooligan tendencies can exists in the same circle. A mild Hooligan could be described as someone who only lets the Hooligan out when drunk at a party. They are entirely average in every day situations it can be found dancing on tables after three glasses of wine. A major Hooligan is much easier to identify in daily life because they may put themselves at risk for the entertainment of others. Perhaps you'll find your Hooligan dangling from a cliff, or perhaps at the bar at nine am. The theory of a Hooligan however is simply that they may be wild and free, and that they may never truly settle into another's care. So be a Hooligan.