User:HarshilKatira

Harshil V Katira aka "bakda".Born in the year 10000 B.C He was born in chambal ka ghati The great dacoit Phulan devi was his follower.his most acknowledged student is Seema Parihar. Early Life: At the age of four,he started eating crocodiles from the river chambal.As his age increased his craving for crocodiles also increased.He now eats one dozen crocodiles per day.At the age of six,he started playing football.his talent was recognised by the great coach Rajnikant aka ROBOT.During his training,he fell in love with the famous iconic character GHAJINI-THE PERFECTIONIST.Now thhey are happily married but GHAJINI doesnt remember his family.They have a baby named BERBA aka DIMITAR BERBATOV.If rumours are to be believed,BERBA is the love child of HARSHIL and SINGHANIA. FOOTBALL CAREER He is a famous footballer and he played for Chelsea.He has played alongside LAMPARD and TERRY.His average per match goal is 7.But it was later revealed that in the ground he was accompanied by MARCO-THE GHOST