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Blue Eyed Golf Ball

Blue Eyed Golf Ball is an alternative rock band from KZN South Africa. Their first album will be entitled Interseeders; release date TBA. When people ask them why they decided on the strange name they simply say: "Well golf balls are round like eye balls aren't they?". Many fans have pondered whether this really is the reason. Rumors circulate that the true reason is in fact far deeper. It is well known that the band members are Christian so this fuels the rumors. The rumor is that the source of name lies in the biblical book Song of Songs. Conspirators quote "Your Cheeks are like pomegranate halves". They further explain that where in the Old Testament the spiritual change was an outward one, not one of the heart which the New Testament speaks of. They say this parallels with the Golf balls and Pomegranates because the seeds of the pomegranates create outward dimples but the dimples of a golf ball are inward. When rumorers are questioned on the validity of their rumors they point to two things. Firstly they say that the 'Blue Eyes' part of the name is an obvious clue pointing to how new testament believers are meant to be child like in their faith and "everyone knows that all babies have blue eyes and they like pomegranates too." Secondly they point to the debut album Interseeders further legitimizing the pomegranate theorem since pomegranates have seeds.