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Milfism
Milfism is a religion based upon the teachings of the enlightened one, the patriarch of modern day Milfism, Avi Radner. Its teaching are based upon the 3 wills of Avi. They are: A Milfee must always pay respect to the teachings of Avi. A Milfee must only lay with a female counterpart, who is 10 years older than the Milfee and 10 years below the retirement age. And a Milfee must never ever lay with a female counterpart his age.

According to the learned high father, Avi Radner. The principle of Milfism is to preserve motherly love from birth to death. Which has nothing to do with the followers having childhood issues with their mothers. Many are critcizing this belief system due to the voyeuristic nature of its teachings. However, Father Avi claims it only appears such to those who have forgotten the bond of Mother's Milk.

Currently only one place of worship is designated for this religion and its aptly named, The Barren Mother's Church located in New England, on 52nd Bosom Street.