User:HattedOne

I wear hats. I tame Zebras. I run a website called Blackout's Box at Blackout.com..... or is that self promotion?

I am Blackout, or the Actor/Artist known as Michael Biggins. Then again this is wikipedia and I could be telling you a big fib. No. It's me. I don't really know much 'wikiness' but I have used wikipedia to read many articles and I did come here to correct some misinformation and all out blatent attacking (see my talk page and look at what I attemted to fix) once, a while ago, when I learned there was an article about me here. Some of you wiki people are just plain crazy. Somehow...and I don't know how, it appears that certain people got the idea that wikipedia is the end all be all answer to life, the universe, and everything, and it is not, it is just wikipedia! Any smart person knows that the REAL answer to life, the universe,and everything is 42. Douglas Adam's told us that.

Praise Satan. Bless the Lord.

Blurpinkle.

Speaking of Blurpinkle!!!!

I am currently watching with much interest the apparent battle over my notability and my word 'blurpinkle'. Blurpinkle's meaning is for good, and being in wikipedia or not DOES not dictate something's importance people! So if you are fighting for me, thank you, I am flattered, but you need not do it. All I ask is that if there IS to be information on me here, that it be correct, as it seems now that every other information site pulls data from wikipedia. How this came to be I do not know, but I do know that I would much rather spend my time creating more of the projects that I do, such as films, songs, shows, and baked potato collectable figurines and action figures, then get into one of these 'wikiwars', but I will pop up from time to time to check that there is not utter kaakaa and vandalism posted about me that could make me cry.

By the way, I did originally register I think, as Blackout, but I don't believe I even entered an e-mail as I did not want spam. How can I get that name back? Also, someone seems to have taken my 'blurpinkle' name, and made it a user name. As I have said, I don't mind articles about me if they are correct, but people running around using my names (which are copywrited by the way) does kind of slightly just a little itty bitty teeny weeny annoy me on certain sundays at about 11:11 am when I am conducting ancient modern magic transportatin summonings of ferrets.