User:Haystacks Calhoun/sandbox

Hi! I don't know what I'm supposed to write, or why the heck I'm even here. Supposed to write something about someone, but I can't really tell you much, tho I do know a thing or two about seeing lights in the sky, especially after I've had a drink of hootch and fell off my mule. That was a doozy, I can tell you ! A favorite sandwich of mine isn't peanut butter and jelly on white bread, nor is it hard salami on rye, with a smidgen of Heinz pickle sauce. No sir, it's mutton on a bun, slightly cooked with prickly pear slices and plenty of ketchup. OK, lets get down to brass tacks here, my memory has returned and I've got a story to tell. When I was a wee lad, back in the lush green fields of my ......sorry about this folks, but I just got an alert that theres a giant tarantula attacking the cows on my next door neighbors farm. I'll finish this up later.