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Kyle Gray: Bwiiiiiiiiii!
Kyle Gray: A Brief History: Kyle Gray grew up the son of a Russian hat maker. He would make hats all day for his father to avoid being beaten. At the ripe age of 8 he became interested in Roman and Greek history, and would someday become a really annoying know it all on such matters. At the age of 10 he developed a keen interest in socialism. Today he resides in Norfolk, VA and is a line-man (aka. A Wall) for Maury's JV Football Team. In April 2007 Kyle was crowned Prince of 757.

Kyle's Humor: Kyle Gray is a big fan of Russian humor as well as clever puns. An example would be, "In Soviet Russia, bike rides you!." He occasionally steals jokes from the internets and claims that he invented them.

Religious Views: Kyle Gray is Catholic. This is most likely due to severe LRS or Logic Repression Syndrome.

Bwiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!: Kyle uses this exclamation to express the sheer awesomeness of an event. Often used instead of the more common "yeeeeeeeee!". This replaced the phrase "chiiiiiii!" in Kyle's vocabulary.

Kyle, however, maintains that Hayden is incorrect, and that he has never uttered "Chi" in his life. Kyle is very clearly correct. And smart.

Nick-Names: He is sometimes refered to as Big Blue or Big Country. He has also been referred to at various times as Herman(n), House, and Bruce.

Jana and Domino prefer to call Kyle "Kronk", after his cartoon-version in "The Emperor's New Groove". It seems someone heard about how cool Kyle was and decided to invent a cartoon character with the same traits.

Perhaps due to Kyle's Shape, Domino often refers to Kyle as "Mr. Robot" or "Robot". (see Shape)

Perhaps equally famous is Kyle's moniker "Gorilla", "Gorilla Man", or "Monkey Man". It was a nickname coined by Domino due to Kyle's Macho Mountain Manly Man (TM)stubble that he often grows out for days on end (often referred to as "The Fuzzy"), and Kyle's hairiness in general.

Number of Testicles Kyle has: This number is commonly thought to be somewhere around 30.

Kyle's Hair: Kyle has fucking dope sick nasty hair. Godddamn thats some cool hair. Jesus Titty Fucking Christ! Awesome!!! Gotta love that hair.

Kyle's Shape: Despite much debate, it is commonly accepted that Kyle is in fact a rectangle.

Kyle's Mother: She's hot. End of discussion. I would hit that mom. Kyle's aunt on the other hand. That's a nasty lady. God damn. Jana has suspicions that Kyle's mom is butch, based on Kyle's obscenely large [and rectangular] frame.

Object(s) of Affection (TM): THIS INFORMATION HAS BEEN LABELLED "BWIIIIIIII! MOST SECRET".

This is Madness!: THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!!

Other: When asked "Why did the chicken cross the road?" Kyle replied "BWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!"